032c Workshop / Joerg Koch is pleased to present “Ich bin gekommen um dir zu sagen dass ich gehe” by DAVID OSTROWSKI.
Harmony Korine: What kind of kid were you?
David Ostrowski: I was a real mama’s boy, a late bloomer and one of those boys, who look like girls. I had to take up painting because I was even worse at everything else. My schoolbag was pink; and even as a baby, my nose was already too big. I ate only fruit, sweets and dry bread rolls; and I didn’t “do it” until I was 31.
Harmony Korine: Do you like movies?
David Ostrowski: I love movies! Music sucks!
Harmony Korine: What are your favorite movies?
David Ostrowski: Talladega Nights, Trash Humpers, Zoolander and Irréversible.
Harmony Korine: Were your parents into art?
David Ostrowski: My mother is a singer and actress; my father is an artist and alcoholic. Both completely without any talent whatsoever!
Harmony Korine: What did your parents do for a living?
David Ostrowski: I’m still asking myself that today! Seriously! My father lives with his 14-year-old wife in a forest near Warsaw, and my mother has been writing a children’s book for 26 years now. Maybe my parents should get back together again and open a gambling house.
Harmony Korine: What kind of school did you go to as a kid?
David Ostrowski: I first went to a Montessori primary school. I was the only kid who had to stay back; even though I was the prettiest kid in the whole school. Later, I was sent to the Humboldt Gymnasium, where I had to stay back again – but I still looked pretty good while doing it.
Harmony Korine: Did you like growing up in cologne?
David Ostrowski: I guess so, although I would have preferred living in Leverkusen, which is the next town. My best friend at the time lived there with his parents and we played soccer under the bridge, right next-door to the Bayer plant.
Harmony Korine: What time of day do you paint?
David Ostrowski: Usually evenings and at night. It always gives me the feeling that I worked hard the whole day, even though I actually did nothing except thinking and looking damn good in the process – the latter is a bit tough on the psyche.
Harmony Korine: Were you a delinquent?
David Ostrowski: No.
Harmony Korine: How about drugs?
David Ostrowski: Sometimes I drink turpentine and paint by mistake.
Harmony Korine: Do you listen to music when you paint?
David Ostrowski: Pretty much all I do is listen to music. It’s the only emotion I have while painting and it helps me forget what an absolute idiot I am sometimes.
Harmony Korine: Ever been arrested?
David Ostrowski: Once, in Warsaw.
Harmony Korine: When did you first start getting into painting?
David Ostrowski: My nana always played a game with me – “who can paint better?” I always won, because my nana
loved me so much. When I got older, I just kept playing the game, but my opponents didn’t love me anymore, and
that’s why I was arrested in Poland. That’s all I can say here…
Harmony Korine: Do you believe in aliens?
David Ostrowski: I believe in Sweden.
Harmony Korine: What’s the scariest thing to ever happen to you?
David Ostrowski: When my studio burned to the ground a few years ago.
Harmony Korine: You think more about love or hate?
David Ostrowski: Love.
Harmony Korine: Who are your favorite artists?
David Ostrowski: Adriano Celentano, the Wu-Tang Clan and Philip Guston.
Harmony Korine: How hard do you work?
David Ostrowski: I spend about 80% of my time in the studio not painting; instead, I read while listening to a lot of
Harmony Korine: Are you religious?
David Ostrowski: Yes or let’s say no.
Harmony Korine: You believe in the afterlife?
David Ostrowski: I don’t even believe in this life!
Harmony Korine: Where do you wanna live once you’re rich?
David Ostrowski: In Buenos Aires – it sounds so dirty!
Harmony Korine: Pussy or money?
David Ostrowski: Ivanka Trump.
View David Ostrowski’s special commission for 032c here.